Truthfully, Anya isn't very cuddly.
She tends to show her affection through a swift series of martial actions. Full-on charges across the floor and a head first dive into whatever she deems worthy of her love. Be it the cat, dog, El-fent!, or an unsuspecting parent. This assault is often followed by a series of open handed blows to the face to seal the deal.
Some day in the not-too-distant future a crushed boy will be asking his mother why Anya from school is so mean to him. "She only acts that way because she likes you," she'll console. And he will go through his life thinking his mother was dumb when in fact she was spot-on.
1 comment:
Hilarious!! She's going to laugh herself silly with this entry as she ages!
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