Book Review: Burt and Ernie

I know most of you stay up at nights wondering about two very important things:
1. What is up with Burt and Ernie? Are they "a thing"?
2. If they were "a thing" they wouldn't be proselytizing to our children would they?

Well the answer is finally clear.

Here we see Burt talking his buddy...

Out of the closet!

Yes, Ernie you're finally free of the stigmas society has unjustly foisted upon you. As we can see, you are much happier now, and we're all happy for you...

Well most of us any way. If you look very close at Oscar's trash can, you can see he has his mind all made up about this matter.