Fun Snipets

The scene:
Dad and Anya sitting on the floor playing with Play Doh. They are making little walls and putting little humpty dumptys on said wall.

Anya: Humpty is sad because he fell down.
Anya: Humpty sleeping because he's sad.
Dad: What are you going to do for humpty?
Anya: I give him a blanket because he's sad.

[later]
I make Humpty a butt. Humpty has a butt.

The scene:
Mom is driving Anya to the Little Gym. The family is staying up at Grandma and Grandpa's house for the week because we're getting the floors redone. Mom is trying to use Grandma's GPS and is frustrated because it's not working correctly.

Anya: What's the matter?
Mom: The GPS is broken.
Anya: GPS broken. When we get to the Little Gym we fix GPS.
Mom: I don't know how to get to the Little Gym.
Anya: [pauses] Follow these cars to the Little Gym.

The scene:
Dad and Anya are sitting in the car in front of the house. Mom has gone inside to judge the level of fumes in the air and decide if it's safe to let Anya in.

Anya: Where momma go?
Dad: She went in the house to make sure it's safe for us.
Anya: I wanna go home!
Dad: Mom has to make sure it's safe first.
[Mom gives thumbs up and the whole family goes in]

Anya proceeds to walk from room to room. Then vigorously nods her head in each.
It's safe! This is safe.