More fun with speach

Dad needs to watch what he says:
[Anya to Morgana the cat in my lap]
Morgana don't step on dad's nuts.

First surreal story:
[Driving past the little Gym]
Anya: That's the little gym. I have friends at the Little Gym. My friends are gonna leeeeave.

Dad: Where are they gonna go?

Anya: Go ride up-and-down horses!

Dad: Where are they going to go ride the up-and-down horses?

Anya: At the carousel. At the zooooo. They're my carousel friends at the zooooo.

Everyone is sad:
Anya is only aware of one emotional state it seems. Sad.
This coupled with her very rudementry understanding of causality makes for some interesting conversations.

Anya, why did you put the blaket on the cat?
Because the cat is sad.

Anya, why did you throw your food on the ground?
Because it's sad.

Anya why is the bird flying away?
Because it's sad.

You get the picture...