With complexity of linguistic skills comes obscurity of subject matter...
[Driving to the Bagel Oasis]
Anya: I saw a robot squirrel!
Dad: A what?!
Anya: A ROBOT SQUIRREL!
Dad: What was it doing?
Anya: Climbing a tree.
Dad: Where was it going?
Anya: to THAT store!
Dad: what's it going to buy at the store?
Anya: Pineapples. And Foxes! It's gonna eat the fox.
Dad: Why would it eat the fox?
Anya: Because the robot squirrel's sad (of course) .
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