11 months of Kid Quotes for your skimming pleasure!
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Kid quote of the day: (apropos of nothing) Eloise, I want to tell you something:
Santa clause did not live at the same time as the dinosaurs.
October 22, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Kid quote of the day: [laying in the surf in Hawaii] I like everything about water.
October 23, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Kid quote of the day: [letting Hawaiian sand run through her fingers] This is tiny bits of coral reef.
October 23, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Seattle Kid quote of the day: [pointing at the rising Hawaiian sun] What's that huge red thing in the sky?
October 26, 2011 at 4:22 pm
Kid quote of the day: [after squealing an alert regarding the 6 inch centipede I pummeled in the cabin in Hawaii] I saved the day!
October 29, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Kid quote of the day: I'm like a mazombie. (That's how she says zombie for some reason)
Mom: How so?
Kid: I'm always hungry.
November 23, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Kid quote of the day: Dad: how did you get to be so funny?
Kid: I ate a lot of green food!
November 26, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Kid quote of the day: [trying to play a guitar Christmas ornament]
Dad: Hey don't play that ornament. If you want to play a guitar I'll teach you.
Kid: But this one is fake, I like the sound of fake.
December 10, 2011 at 3:56 pm
Kid quote of the day: [to a friend] I love you Ruth! [conspiratorially to me] Now she'll buy me a Christmas present!
December 11, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Kid quote of the day: [playing with mom's phone]
Mom: hey you never asked to use that!
Kid: Yes I did. But I asked very quietly.
December 13, 2011 at 10:37 am
Kid quote of the day: Dad you ruined my life!
Dad: How's that?
Kid: Making me wash my hands.
December 14, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Kid pun of the day: (those of you who know me know how happy this makes me)
Dad: we never got to talk over dinner.
Kid: Taco for dinner!?
December 15, 2011 at 10:40 am
Kid quote of the day: [Watching Go Diego Go!]
Diego: We've got to help save baby river dolphin!
Kid: Oh, She's fine.
December 20, 2011 at 9:18 am
Kid pun of the day:
Dad: ...I think her name was Patsy.
Kid: Phad See Ew!?
December 21, 2011 at 9:19 pm
Kid quote of the day: [regarding dream catcher] Dad: The dream catcher catches all your bad dreams and lets the good dreams through.
Kid: Does that mean bad dreams are really big?
December 23, 2011 at 9:44 pm
Kid quote of the day: Mom, when will Chad and Megan be here? Mom, when will Chad and Megan be here? (rinse, repeat)... Mom, when will Chad and Megan be here, the SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!
December 29, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Kid quote of the day: I had a dream last night. I was trying to teach Ovi (friend from school) how to say trilobite, and he just wouldn't remember it!
August 8, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Kid quote of the day: Let's decide what to get mom for Christmas. What does she like besides Swedish Fish candy, hugs, and kisses?
August 12, 2012 at 9:05 pm
Kid quote of he say: [worried about Laika's too closely clipped claw] Laika could be dead by tomorrow.
Dad: Honey, no dog has ever died of a too closely clipped toe nail.
Kid: So Laika will be the first?
August 15, 2012 at 9:08 pm
Kid quote of the day - Blanchet High-school 20 year reunion edition:
The other day, when I was at the park with all of dad's friends from highschool except they were really old...(How funny are the kid quotes now, classmates!?)
August 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm
Kid quote of the day: [on final approach to SeaTac]
Dad! My ear farted!
August 20, 2012 at 11:16 pm
Kid quote of the day: [crying and gagging after I accidentally put adult toothpaste on her tooth brush]
You put alcohol tooth paste on my tooth brush!
August 28, 2012 at 8:06 am
Kid quote of the day:
Dad: Soon it will start getting dark before bed time and we can pull out the telescope and look at the planets!
Kid: Ooo! Can we see the rings and the spots on the planets!?
Dad: Yeah, I think our telescope is that good!
Kid: Ooo! Before that, can we play princess?!
September 1, 2012 at 10:04 pm
Kid quote of the day: [looking at the moon through the telescope] I can see the critters on the moon!
Dad: Those are craters honey.
September 14, 2012 at 8:08 pm
Kid quote of the day: [upon seeing a water skier going by at the lake] look it's a water walking man!
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